VINCENT Gallo is smitten with conservative commentator Laura Ingraham. "I'm seriously in love," Gallo gushed about the pretty blonde pundit. "I'd love to go out with her. Ann Coulter is too scrawny. Laura is so much brighter, and she's beautiful." The iconoclastic indie auteur dropped his latest bombshell when we called him to ask about a sighting of him smooching Ozzy Osbourne's reclusive daughter, Aimee, outside the Hollywood club Le Dome. "Aimee is a wonderful girl," Gallo said. "She was looking for a ride home, but unfortunately I had lent my car to some friends that night." And what about those pictures we saw of him canoodling with Paris Hilton? "Yeah, I kissed her once. It was pretty innocent. I put her in one of my short films, 'Honey Bunny.' It's better when they can't act, so they don't fake it. She has a lot of charisma. She's very underrated. She's really nice and really pretty, but she doesn't have a long attention span, so I don't see her much."